To the person that returned this. You are forgiven. Hope all goes better for you lesson learned.
‘Dear Lacey Perkins,
A few weeks ago, I had taken one of your ketchup bottles off the table because for some reason I thought I’d be ‘risky’. I am as square as they come, and this is the worst thing I've done.
Well, a few hours I did it someone crashed into my car, and since then my karma, luck, and life have been shi*t. I hope returning two new bottles will restore some [luck] for me, and I can stop carrying around this guilt. Again, I'm really sorry I inconvenienced you the same way my life has been inconveniencing me.
I am sorry.”
Credit: Maria DiLeo