Many people who are teachers have had a desire to teach children since they were children themselves. They held onto that desire, making it a matter of consideration for many years until they were finally able to attend college and eventually, have classes of their own. At that point in life, they probably thought that they were going to shape the mind of today’s youth but in many cases, they ended up being taught a little something themselves. That is what we see in the following hilarious stories about students and their teachers.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. — TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. —
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?” GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: No, that’s wrong. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. — TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: HIJKLMNO. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to 0. — TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! — TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
— TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.” MILLIE: I is. TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, “I am.” MILLIE: Alright. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” — TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. — TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. — TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir. It’s the same dog. — TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.