Taking a look around the world of nature, we see so much diversity, from plants to animals to insects.
This also holds true for people. Sadly, there are those times when these differences can cause people to look down upon one another, but you should never judge a book by its cover. Sometimes, the people who will step up and help you at the right time are the last ones you would expect. This was the case when it comes to this story of two hillbillies and a choking woman. Once you hear about what they did, you’ll be laughing out loud.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Kin ya swallar?” The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, “Kin ya breathe?” The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, “Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t never seed nobody do it.”