Farmer Goes to the Local Pub and Tells a Sad and Strange Tale


I don’t know about you guys, but anytime I’ve ever been to a pub, everyone is having a heck of a good time as they drink and chat. I live in the U.S. and have never been to a traditional British or Irish pub, and my British and Irish friends tell me that our British-themed pubs aren’t the same thing.

However, one thing that they agree is universal is the person who visits a pub: it’s someone looking for a good time and hopefully, a good story. Because unless you’re playing pool or trivia, there’s not much else to do at a pub except drink and tell stories. One old gentleman went to his local pub and had quite a tale. This is a joke, but it’s totally easy to imagine this could actually happen. Enjoy!

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting sauced. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?


Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in…

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